Detective Alice (神探埃粒司) Lyrics

Hello, I'm
Who am I?
I'm Detective Alice, hehehe

SoundCloud is not your dating app
And the best dating app in my opinion is Instagram
That's how I found you, that's how you found me
You posted then deleted
Girl, you know I'm gonna see it

Notifs on, world out (Yeah)
My USB cord is ten meters long (Haha)
In my bed, on my grind (Meow)
Looking through your tagged at 3am

I got time (Yeah)
I don't care
'Cause my skin is so thick
(So sick, so thick)
My eyes are popping out
My head is spinning down
To be fair, your ex-girl's cute
In her little photoshoot
In her little photoshoot
(La-la-la-la)
In her little photoshoot

So, that's your ex-girl (Wow)
And how do I know that? (La-la-la-la-la-la)
You said she doеs music and her location's L.A.​
Just did a writing camp up in Santa Fe (Ooh)
Wow, she's signеd
To the people that I didn't like (La-la-la-la-la-la)
(No-no-no)
Huh, that's a nice car
Guess her money will make a star?

I got time (I got)
I don't care
'Cause my skin is so thick
(So sick, so thick)
My eyes are popping out
My head is spinning down
To be fair, your ex-girl's cute
In her little photoshoot
In her little photoshoot

In her little photoshoot
Do you know who I am?

Detective Alice (Ah-huh)
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (Yeah)
She clocked in (Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu)
Eating chips
With pansexuals (Hmm, there's a lot of them)
Sexuality spectrum is real

Did you not know?
Now you know, right?
Good
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Intense detective work
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Round of applause
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
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